I realize it’s been several years now since the World Wildlife Federation won their lawsuit against the World Wrestling Federation, forcing Vince McMahon to re-brand his whole preposterous enterprise. Still, when I see a press release with the headline:
WWF seeks innovative solutions to bycatch through worldwide competition
I expect the “competition” to be settled by somebody getting smacked in the back with a folding chair while the referee’s back is turned.
And, you know, as long as it’s a dolphin swinging the chair, I’m good with that.