Overheard on Campus

I was standing in the back of the Taiko Ensemble concert tonight, when two students I didn’t know came in, carrying large, elaborate Nerf guns. They had a certain… hunted look about them.

“Hey,” I said, “Who’s winning?”

“Oh, man,” said one, “The zombies are kicking our asses. They’re multiplying really fast.”

Yes, it’s Humans vs. Zombies week on campus. Never a dull moment in academia…