Semi-Dorky Poll: Librarians or Libertarians?

I need to disappear into a swamp of paper grading, exam writing, and committee meetings for a while, so here’s a comment thread topic inspired by somebody else’s typo:

Librarians or Libertarians?

I’m not entirely sure exactly what I’m asking for– it could be “Which of these groups have done more good for humanity?” or “Which of these groups is a bigger threat to the American way of life?”

Whatever you think the question is after, pick one of those two, and leave your choice in the comments. For bonus points, state what question you’re answering.