A Smell of Petroleum Pervades Throughout

A little while after dinner last night, I started to feel achy and chilled and kind of light-headed, so I retired to bed. Where I had really spectacular fever dreams about… blogging. Somehow, I had come up with the greatest blog post in human history, or some such. I can’t recall what it was, but it seemed brilliant when I was shivering under three blankets.

I think, perhaps, I need to get out more. For now, I’m going back to bed.