Evil Waiter Will Receive an Unholy Tip!

I’ve got a silly pop-culture post planned, but we’ll put that off for a moment, because this is the 666th post to this blog, according to the counter on Movable Type. That would appear to demand something evil, so here you go: Behold the Evil! Evil!

SAT Challenge: My Entry

So, how did I score in the Blogger SAT Challenge? (Because this is all about me, after all…) Here’s my entry. I’m not terribly proud of it, but it got a score of 4 from the graders. Looking more closely, one grader generously gave it a 5/6, while the other gave it a 3/6, presumably… Continue reading SAT Challenge: My Entry

SAT Challenge: Bloggers Dumber Than High-School Kids

Visit the Official Blogger SAT Challenge Site The graph shows a histogram of the scores for the essays entered into the Blogger SAT challenge. It’s really a pretty nice distribution, with an average score of 2.899, a standard deviation of 1.28, and a standard deviation of the mean of 0.123 (so I’d make my students… Continue reading SAT Challenge: Bloggers Dumber Than High-School Kids

My Sister Was Bitten By a Radioactive Reindeer Once

The Editors, in a stunning revelation, provide the innocent explanation for the Mark Foley instant-message transcripts: Foley’s lines were real, but he was actually IM’ing the Editors about non-sexual topics. Sample passage, with the real responses restored: Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing Editorz (7:46:11 PM): yes I have… Continue reading My Sister Was Bitten By a Radioactive Reindeer Once

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Boys and Girls in America

I’m a huge fan of the last Hold Steady album, Separation Sunday, and I’ve spent about six months (not consecutively) earwormed with “Your Little Hoodrat Friend,” so I’d be really remiss if I failed to note that there’s a new Hold Steady album coming out Tuesday. There’s also a nice article about the band in… Continue reading Boys and Girls in America

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