Via Dave Sez, Chris Chase has all the J.J. Redick DUI jokes you could possibly want:
* Redick’s arrest could actually help his draft status, as the Portland Trail Blazers are currently sitting at #4.
* To keep up with his pal, Adam Morrison plans on knocking off a Seattle-area liquor store this evening.
Special extra bonus: poetry!
(Well, OK, maybe you don’t really want to hear J.J. Redick jokes, but I needed to test something, and it’s a cheap excuse for a post…)
Redick is a Vogon in disguise.