Memo to ESPN

Yo, E! (Do you mind if I call you E?)

I’d like to draw your attention to an item on your web page: NY Giants 21, Dallas Cowboys 17. Yeah, shocking as it may seem, the Giants won that game. Go figure. Hey, it surprised me, and I’m a Giants fan!

Still, in light of that item, doesn’t it seem odd that 90% of your coverage of the game has been about Dallas? Which is to say, about the loser Cowboys? D’you think you could, I don’t know, run some items about the New York Football Giants who, after all, won the game? (And why do we play? That’s right, Mr. Edwards, we play to win the game. A gold star for you.)

Just a thought. On the bright side, though, the schadenfreude kick from the wailing and gnashing of teeth in Dallas will keep a spring in my step for the entire day. And seeing Terrell Owens cry on tv has made me slightly more likely to vote for him for President.