What’s the Worst Reason for Being an Atheist?

Turnabout, after all, is fair play.

An easy answer would be to just copy the worst reason for doing just about anything else: “Chicks dig it.” Ironically, it’s also one of the more effective ways of getting guys to do things, particularly college-age guys…

But I’m sure somebody else can come up with some entertaining snark, so have at it.