For those keeping score, the DonorsChoose Challenge stands at $3,262 right now. Only hours remain before this week’s incentive deadline, so act quickly:
- For another $290, I’ll stab myself with a fork.
- For another $540, I’ll read and respectfully review Richard Dawkins’s book, or some other atheist screed
- For another $2,737, you’ll get one blissful year free of post titles like this one.
If any of those options appeal to you, act quickly. Time is running out…
(I’ll do something different for an incentive next week. What, I’m not sure, but there’ll be something different.)