Other Countries Have All the Good Scandals

We’ve got unjustified judicial firings, secret prison networks, and unauthorized wiretaps– all good, solid scandals based on important ethical principles. Meanwhile, in Israel

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.

Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

Mark Foley, eat your heart out.