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"The Jets refuse to drop their offer and have sweetened it with the addition of a dog in a Jerricho Cotchery jersey."
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"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. "
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Honestly, I’d settle for killing the section title slide.
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A profile of Bill Raftery that somehow manages not to mention his trademark "being punched in the nuts by a midget" delivery.