There aren’t any results yet. Turn off the computer.
Go vote. Already voted? Watch some silly videos. Eat a sandwich. Do some freakin’ thing. Just stop reloading FiveThirtyEight and Talking Points Memo, already.
Your incessant reloading is slowing my reloads, dammit.
Stop watching me, it’s creeping me out!
Were these powers conferred to you via the monkey dance?
I did the sandwich already though.
You can vote to fall feet first into an industrial meat grinder or be beaten to death with feather pillows. Uncle Al voted for natural fibers.
No sandwich. I had Trader Joe’s vegetarian Shu Mai dumplings instead. But other than that, your description of my anxiety is dead on.
Who hits reload? I personally hit “Refresh” on Google Reader.
Ha! That’s exactly what I’ve been doing. Are you saying it doesn’t make the results come any faster? *sigh* OK, back to work. Just going to check NPR’s website one more time…
…early exit polls are NOT GOOD for obama….