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Where is my cell phone?

Well?!? Where is it?

23 comments

  1. Just hand out your number to everyone online who asks for it. You’ll be sure to have it ringing enough to never lose it again.

  2. In the left-bottom drawer in the fridge, next to the grape tomatoes.

    Oh, sorry, that’s where the celery is. My bad.

    My guess is that you wore a coat or heavier shirt yesterday and left the phone in its pocket. I do that every spring and fall, when the temps are all over the place.

  3. /* mounts pulpit; turns to face congregation */

    Where’s my cell phone?, indeed. When you stop to think about it, isn’t that the question we’re all asking? For some it is the Cell Phone of Independence, the freedom to travel without fear; for others, it is the Cell Phone of Community, be it business, friends, family, school, or church. For still others, it is the Cell Phone of Intimacy, allowing constant closeness to those most dear even while grocery shopping, driving down the highway, or enjoying a play or motion picture. On this St. Nokia’s Day, it is my fervent prayer that each of you finds your cell phone, whatever it may be, in the bosom of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

  4. I don’t know its location, but I do know its velocity.

    Doesn’t help much, I know.

  5. This is actually one of the times where a conversation with your dog is likely to be the best method of gathering information


  6. I recently …’misplaced’ the family camera. Why did I not think to ask the world wide web where it had gone..?!?

    By the way, found it stuffed under the front seat of the family’s second car. Silly me.

    …tom…
    .

  7. It’s on Sol-3.
    GPS tracking, which proly won’t help. If you’re that desperate and properly skilled you may wish to search the Maker sites for a signal tracker thingie. If the batteries are still charged you could pick up the ‘I’m On/Here I am’ signal like using a dowsing rod…the techie kind that actually works. 😉

  8. I have it.
    I’ll call you now to arrange a ransom.
    ….
    ….
    Oh, %^%£^

  9. Ha! You think you did it… You think you found something the internet cannot answer.

    Well, my answer is 100% certain and correct: Your phone is in the U.S.A.

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