Speaking of cryptic particle physcis results, noted rumor-monger Tommaso Dorigo has a rather long post about the ongoing Higgs search. It basically boils down to “There are new results due to be released soon, and I’m not going to talk about them,” which wouldn’t seem to require 2000 words, but there you go.
Anyway, if you’re anxiously following the search for the Higgs boson, he’s hinting away about the upcoming update to the small signal that created a bit of a stir back in January. If there’s anything to it, that would be really exciting, but for now, only people within CDF know, and they’re not talking in public.