One of those only-on-the-Internet, adventrues-in-D-list-celebrity videos: A YouTube clip of a hair metal cover band joined onstage by one of the teachers from “Saved by the Bell” and Dallas Cowboys snap-dropper Tony Romo, singing “Somewhere in the Night” by Journey. Romo really gets into it, and Mr. Belding drops the F-bomb a few times, and, well, it’s not for the faint of heart.
It’s like somebody accelerated the Eighties to a good fraction of the speed of light, slammed them into a wall, and now we’re looking at the spandex-and-hairspray clad particle tracks.