{"id":10996,"date":"2017-06-19T06:19:26","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T10:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=10996"},"modified":"2017-06-19T06:19:26","modified_gmt":"2017-06-19T10:19:26","slug":"kids-update-programming-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2017\/06\/19\/kids-update-programming-note\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids Update, Programming Note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve skipped a few weeks of cute-kid updates, largely because I was at DAMOP for a week, and then catching on stuff I missed while I was at DAMOP for a week. The principal activity during this stretch has been SteelyKid&#8217;s softball, with a mad flurry of games at the end of the season to make up for all the rained-out games. This has been sort of stressful, but it also led to <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/photos\/PLhJU6uN45ETk41i8\">the greatest Google Photos animation ever<\/a>, so&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, softball was fun, providing the opportunity for me to take <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/photos\/bRZ2gKcWyZUwFAyZ9\">no end of photos with my telephoto lens<\/a>, some of which are pretty good. SteelyKid was way into running the bases, which ended up <a href=\"https:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/chadorzel\/2017\/06\/15\/softball-physics-how-far-can-you-run-while-the-ball-is-in-the-air\/\">providing material for a blog post<\/a>, so everybody wins. And I got a lot of photos like this one:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10997\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10997\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_baserunning.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_baserunning.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10997\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_baserunning.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_baserunning-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10997\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid is pretty intense when she runs the bases.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Of course, while the intense running and dark helmet make her look a little intimidating in that, she&#8217;s still a cheerful eight-year-old, which means there&#8217;s really not a lot of killer instinct going on. For example, while she was playing first base, she high-fived every player on the other team who reached base safely:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10998\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10998\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_allstate_high_five.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_allstate_high_five.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10998\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_allstate_high_five.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_allstate_high_five-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10998\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sportsmanlike!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Softball&#8217;s kind of a slow game, so boredom is always a danger when you have an eight-year-old&#8217;s attention span. She finds ways to pass the slower moments, though:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11002\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11002\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_dugout_chinup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_dugout_chinup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11002\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_dugout_chinup.jpg 400w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_steelykid_dugout_chinup-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11002\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid working on her fitness while her teammates bat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(That&#8217;s not the greatest photo because the sun is setting more or less directly behind that dugout, but GIMP makes it tolerably clear&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of short attention spans, The Pip has also come to a lot of the games, though he mostly just runs around and pays no attention to softball. Here he is stalking Kate, who&#8217;s watching SteelyKid play:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11001\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11001\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_sneaking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_sneaking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_sneaking.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_sneaking-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11001\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stealthy Pip.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>He&#8217;s like a ninja. In safety orange.<\/p>\n<p>Much of the time, though, he&#8217;s pretty effective at keeping one or both of us from watching the game, frequently roping us into games of hide and seek or tag:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10999\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10999\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_tagging_kate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_tagging_kate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10999\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_tagging_kate.jpg 600w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_tagging_kate-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10999\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Pip was It. Now Kate is.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(I also let him chase me around, but I&#8217;m the one who knows how to work the good camera. And more importantly, I&#8217;m the one who has editorial control over what pictures get posted here&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>And when all else fails, he can plop down on the ground and play in the grass:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11000\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11000\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_grass_hair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.steelypips.org\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_grass_hair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_grass_hair.jpg 400w, https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sm_pip_grass_hair-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11000\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Dad, do I have grass in my hair?&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>On the &#8220;programming note&#8221; side of things, I&#8217;m also aware that I haven&#8217;t posted the Forbes blog recap from May. I&#8217;m planning to type that up and post it probably Wednesday morning. Wednesday afternoon, we&#8217;re leaving on vacation for a while, going to Mexico with family, so you can expect a lot of photos of the kids doing tropical things in a few weeks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve skipped a few weeks of cute-kid updates, largely because I was at DAMOP for a week, and then catching on stuff I missed while I was at DAMOP for a week. The principal activity during this stretch has been SteelyKid&#8217;s softball, with a mad flurry of games at the end of the season to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2017\/06\/19\/kids-update-programming-note\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kids Update, Programming Note<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-personal","category-steelykid","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10996\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}