White Men Can Jump. Sort Of.

A couple of guys goaded me into trying to dunk at the lunchtime basketball game today. “You’ve lost a lot of weight,” they said, knowing I’m a sucker for flattery, “You’ve got to be close.” So I tried, and much to my surprise, succeeded. It wasn’t what you’d call Jordanesque– I barely got the ball… Continue reading White Men Can Jump. Sort Of.

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True Lab Stories: Smells Like… Not Victory, That’s for Sure

(A couple of regular commenters will recognize this one…) Every working research lab has a sort of rhythm to it. There’s always a collection of background sounds, in a particular pattern, that indicates that the lab is functioning properly. When I was a post-doc, the pattern was something like three mintues of white noise (the… Continue reading True Lab Stories: Smells Like… Not Victory, That’s for Sure

Pluto Is Not in Genesis

The American Institutes of Physics run an occasionally updated news feed, Physics News Updates, that I have in my RSS subscriptions. Yesterday, for some reason, it coughed up a squib about last week’s Pluto news, which starts: Just as in the Bible Adam achieved dominion over the objects of the earth by naming them, so… Continue reading Pluto Is Not in Genesis

On “Wussy” Songs

Chuck Klosterman is a dangerous author for me to read. Not just because it leads to me posting quotes that upset people, but because I like his writing in a way that tends to creep into my own writing. After he releases a new book, I have be be really careful when I blog about… Continue reading On “Wussy” Songs

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How to Find People to Talk To

So, you’re interested in discussing politics or religion or other Deep Issues with other people. What do you do? You could go on the Internet, but you end up talking to, like, freaky physics professors and stuff, so you’d prefer to talk to real people face to face. You could randomly approach strangers, ask their… Continue reading How to Find People to Talk To

The Perilous Blogosphere

Medium Large has critical advice for all you websurfers. Of course, you didn’t need me to tell you that, because you already read Medium Large. Right? Right?

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Real Clock Tutorial: History

Over at A Blog Around the Clock, Bora put up a sixteen part series of posts talking about clocks. Unfortunately, he was talking about biological clocks, which are a specific and sort of messy application, from the standpoint of physics. I talk a bit about clocks for our first-year seminar class, as a part of… Continue reading Real Clock Tutorial: History

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