{"id":945,"date":"2006-12-19T17:37:14","date_gmt":"2006-12-19T17:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/12\/19\/all-that-i-want\/"},"modified":"2006-12-19T17:37:14","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T17:37:14","slug":"all-that-i-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/12\/19\/all-that-i-want\/","title":{"rendered":"All That I Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks back, I was talking to my parents on the phone, and my mother asked &#8220;What do you want for Christmas?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tenure,&#8221; I said. Because, well, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s been on my mind.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This is going to be the Best Christmas Ever&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks back, I was talking to my parents on the phone, and my mother asked &#8220;What do you want for Christmas?&#8221; &#8220;Tenure,&#8221; I said. Because, well, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s been on my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tenure_chase","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}