{"id":9242,"date":"2014-03-20T20:50:45","date_gmt":"2014-03-21T00:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=9242"},"modified":"2014-03-20T20:50:45","modified_gmt":"2014-03-21T00:50:45","slug":"equal-time-for-the-little-dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2014\/03\/20\/equal-time-for-the-little-dude\/","title":{"rendered":"Equal Time for the Little Dude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since not all that long after he was born, I&#8217;ve been referring to The Pip as &#8220;Little Dude,&#8221; which had become ingrained before I realized it was lifted from Otto the bus driver on The Simpsons. He&#8217;s not as talkative as his sister yet, which is why she gets more press on the blog, but he&#8217;s getting to be kind of chatty at times, and occasionally says really cute things. <\/p>\n<p>Such as last night, when I read him his usual collection of bedtime stories&#8211; a selection of Mother Goose rhymes, <cite>Don&#8217;t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus<\/cite>, and <cite>Don&#8217;t Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late<\/cite>. After the third story, he asked for another book, and I told him no, it was time to go to sleep. &#8220;After all,&#8221; I said, &#8220;it&#8217;s just like the book says: Don&#8217;t Let The [The Pip] Stay Up Late.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nooo!!!&#8221; he said. &#8220;Don&#8217;t let <em>pigeon<\/em> stay up late!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, are you saying you&#8217;re not a pigeon?&#8221; (Parenting involves a surprising amount of pretending to be a blithering idiot for the amusement of my children&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nooo!!! I not pigeon!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you then?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dude!&#8221; he replied, proudly. &#8220;I you little dude.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;featured image&#8221; up top is from dinner tonight, when he and I went out for sushi while Kate and SteelyKid were at Girl Scouts. Well, I had sushi&#8211; he had a hot dog that I brought from home, and played with the chopsticks. Which worked out pretty well for both of us&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since not all that long after he was born, I&#8217;ve been referring to The Pip as &#8220;Little Dude,&#8221; which had become ingrained before I realized it was lifted from Otto the bus driver on The Simpsons. He&#8217;s not as talkative as his sister yet, which is why she gets more press on the blog, but&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2014\/03\/20\/equal-time-for-the-little-dude\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Equal Time for the Little Dude<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9243,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-personal","category-pictures","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9242\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}