{"id":8758,"date":"2013-10-26T19:30:29","date_gmt":"2013-10-26T23:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=8758"},"modified":"2013-10-26T19:30:29","modified_gmt":"2013-10-26T23:30:29","slug":"the-elusive-niskayuna-sloth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/10\/26\/the-elusive-niskayuna-sloth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Elusive Niskayuna Sloth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[<i>Scene: In the car on the way from soccer to lunch at Five Guys. SteelyKid is in her car seat, studying the Halloween-themed temporary tattoos all over her arms.<\/i>]<\/p>\n<p><strong>SteelyKid<\/strong>: Do bats fly right-side-up, or upside-down?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy<\/strong>: From the bat&#8217;s point of view, it&#8217;s right side up more or less by definition. They do sleep upside down, though.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Yeah, they&#8217;re the only animals that spend their time upside down. Except sometimes monkeys. Monkeys can hang upside down from their tails, and sleep that way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: Well, they can certainly hang upside down sometimes. Sloths spend a lot of time hanging upside down, too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Oh, yeah, sloths. I knew about sloths, because I&#8217;ve seen them.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: You have? Where?<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: At my school. There&#8217;s a really huge tree by my school, not by the playground, but over where you play baseball and games like that. There&#8217;s a sloth there who lives in that tree. I&#8217;ve seen it there, hanging upside down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: Really? I didn&#8217;t know we had sloths living around here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Well, it didn&#8217;t used to be there. It used to live down here, in a different tree. [<i>points out window<\/i>] That tree, right over there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: I did not know that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Yeah. It lived there, but that&#8217;s a really nice tree, so lots of other animals came to live in that tree, and then it got too crowded. There wasn&#8217;t room for the sloth, so it went to live in the huge tree by my school.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: I guess that makes sense.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: I saw it walking there. It was walking really slow, so slow I didn&#8217;t think it was moving at all, but then I turned my back and counted to twenty, and when I turned around again, it was in the tree.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: It must have moved pretty quickly for a while there, then, when your back was turned.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: No. I counted <em>really slowly<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: Ah. Okay, then.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: It was moving really slowly, and then I turned around and counted really slowly, and when I turned back around, it was up in the tree, hanging there. I saw it. And now I see it every day, in the tree, hanging upside down.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: That&#8217;s fascinating. And good thinking, by the way, to turn around and look again later. That&#8217;s a good way to know if something&#8217;s moving really slowly. That&#8217;s thinking like a good scientist.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Yeah, I knew that was a good way to see if it was moving. I don&#8217;t always know what to do for science, though.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: Well, the important thing is not just knowing stuff, but knowing how to figure stuff out. And you knew how to figure that out, which is just what a scientist should do. So, good job.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Yeah, I can figure stuff out. If you need to know stuff, you can go ask the other scientists. And if they don&#8217;t know, you can ask me, and I can figure it out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D<\/strong>: Especially if it involves sloths in Niskayuna.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SK<\/strong>: Yeah. I&#8217;ve seen it. It hangs upside down in the tree.<\/p>\n<p>[<i>Fade out as the car turns into the Five Guys lot.<\/i>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Scene: In the car on the way from soccer to lunch at Five Guys. SteelyKid is in her car seat, studying the Halloween-themed temporary tattoos all over her arms.] SteelyKid: Do bats fly right-side-up, or upside-down? Daddy: From the bat&#8217;s point of view, it&#8217;s right side up more or less by definition. They do sleep&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/10\/26\/the-elusive-niskayuna-sloth\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Elusive Niskayuna Sloth<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,2,11,24,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life_science","category-personal","category-science","category-silliness","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}