{"id":8291,"date":"2013-08-07T07:17:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T11:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=8291"},"modified":"2013-08-07T07:17:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T11:17:09","slug":"five-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/08\/07\/five-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Five! YEARS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SteelyKid was born five years ago today. I&#8217;d try to be clever and schedule this for exactly five years to the minute of her time of birth, but I&#8217;ve mercifully forgotten exactly when the delivery was, only that it was early in the morning after a very, very long night. Here&#8217;s what she looked like then:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8292\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8292\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_burrito.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_burrito.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid, five years ago today.\" width=\"500\" height=\"268\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8292\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_burrito.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_burrito-300x161.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8292\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid, five years ago today.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what she looks like now, with her little brother for scale (also the &#8220;featured image&#8221; for this post):<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8293\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8293\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_pip_on_legs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_pip_on_legs.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid and The Pip.\" width=\"500\" height=\"436\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_pip_on_legs.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_pip_on_legs-300x262.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8293\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid and The Pip.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Or, if you prefer something a little more active, here she is engaged in the study of optics.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8294\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8294\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_mist_rainbow_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/08\/sm_mist_rainbow_1.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid investigating the optics of rainbows with the garden hose.\" width=\"500\" height=\"356\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_mist_rainbow_1.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/sm_mist_rainbow_1-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8294\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid investigating the optics of rainbows with the garden hose.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try to get her to pose for a picture with Appa, for old-time&#8217;s sake, but she&#8217;s a little unpredictable there.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s been an amazing five years, and nearly impossible to believe that she&#8217;s starting kindergarten in a month. Here&#8217;s to many, many more. Happy birthday, SteelyKid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SteelyKid was born five years ago today. I&#8217;d try to be clever and schedule this for exactly five years to the minute of her time of birth, but I&#8217;ve mercifully forgotten exactly when the delivery was, only that it was early in the morning after a very, very long night. Here&#8217;s what she looked like&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/08\/07\/five-years\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Five! YEARS!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8293,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-personal","category-pictures","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8291\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}