{"id":8258,"date":"2013-08-03T07:59:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T11:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=8258"},"modified":"2013-08-03T07:59:02","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T11:59:02","slug":"steelypalooza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/08\/03\/steelypalooza\/","title":{"rendered":"SteelyPalooza!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SteelyKid turns five next Wednesday (<i>F\/X: &#8220;FIVE! YEARS!&#8221; like an incredulous Jeremy Piven in <cite>Grosse Point Blank<\/cite><\/i>), but we&#8217;re having her party today. This is a distinction we&#8217;ve worked hard to get across, and I expect to hear her explain to other kids and their parents about 39 times today (&#8220;It&#8217;s not my birthday today, it&#8217;s my birthday <em>party<\/em> today&#8230;&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re expecting something like a dozen five-year-olds plus parents and assorted siblings at Chateau Steelypips. We&#8217;ve laid in a good deal of food and drink, and cake, balloons, and bouncy-bounce are on the way. But if you don&#8217;t hear from me again, well, you know why&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This year&#8217;s invitation, with appropriate alterations for Internet use, is the &#8220;featured image&#8221;&#8211; if you&#8217;re on RSS, you&#8217;ll have to click through to see the cute. I&#8217;m off to make last-minute adjustments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SteelyKid turns five next Wednesday (F\/X: &#8220;FIVE! YEARS!&#8221; like an incredulous Jeremy Piven in Grosse Point Blank), but we&#8217;re having her party today. This is a distinction we&#8217;ve worked hard to get across, and I expect to hear her explain to other kids and their parents about 39 times today (&#8220;It&#8217;s not my birthday today,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/08\/03\/steelypalooza\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SteelyPalooza!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8260,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-personal","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}