{"id":8077,"date":"2013-07-04T09:25:35","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/?p=8077"},"modified":"2013-07-04T09:25:35","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:25:35","slug":"4th-of-july-niskayuna-steelykid-and-the-pip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/07\/04\/4th-of-july-niskayuna-steelykid-and-the-pip\/","title":{"rendered":"4th of July, Niskayuna (SteelyKid and The Pip)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Independence Day here in the US, so here are some patriotic kid photos for you.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; you say, &#8220;That featured image doesn&#8217;t have any flags or fireworks or gilled meat products! How is that patriotic?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah,&#8221; I reply,&#8221;It was taken at the <em>American<\/em> Museum of Natural History in NYC last weekend.&#8221; Game. Set. Match.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a couple of other pictures from that visit:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8080\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8080\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_kate_pip_mammoths_point.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_kate_pip_mammoths_point.jpg\" alt=\"The Pip is impressed with skeletons of ancient megafauna.\" width=\"500\" height=\"693\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8080\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_kate_pip_mammoths_point.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_kate_pip_mammoths_point-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8080\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Pip is impressed with skeletons of ancient megafauna.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8081\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8081\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_triceratops_race.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_triceratops_race.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid racing a triceratops skeleton.\" width=\"500\" height=\"700\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8081\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_triceratops_race.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_triceratops_race-214x300.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8081\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid racing a triceratops skeleton.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And since I&#8217;ve already had to bite back a couple of &#8220;Oh, go fuck yourself&#8221; responses to political tweets, I&#8217;m going to give the Internet a miss for the rest of the day, and spend the holiday as the Founding Fathers would&#8217;ve wanted: taking the kids to see animatronic dinosaurs at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schenectadymuseum.org\/events\/exhibits.php\">local science museum<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait,&#8221; you say, because for the purposes of this post, you are a tiresome pedant. &#8220;They didn&#8217;t know anything about dinosaurs in 1776. It was the 1830&#8217;s before the first dinosaur species were described.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, please,&#8221; I reply. &#8220;Do you seriously think that Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin would pass up a chance to see <em>freakin&#8217; robots<\/em>? At a <em>science museum<\/em>? They would&#8217;ve been all over that shit. And you don&#8217;t get more patriotic than Franklin and Jefferson&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And just as a bonus, here are two more kid pictures where you can actually see their faces.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8082\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8082\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_dudely_dude.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_dudely_dude.jpg\" alt=\"The dude-liest Little Dude in the world gets ready for the beach.\" width=\"500\" height=\"698\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8082\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_dudely_dude.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_dudely_dude-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8082\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The dude-liest Little Dude in the world gets ready for the beach.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8079\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8079\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_missing_tooth_smile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/files\/2013\/07\/sm_missing_tooth_smile.jpg\" alt=\"SteelyKid lost another baby tooth.\" width=\"500\" height=\"696\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8079\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_missing_tooth_smile.jpg 500w, http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/sm_missing_tooth_smile-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8079\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">SteelyKid lost another baby tooth.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And a bonus seasonally appropriate music video:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kB1d0eey5ho\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Have a great day, whether it involves robotic dinosaurs or not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Independence Day here in the US, so here are some patriotic kid photos for you. &#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; you say, &#8220;That featured image doesn&#8217;t have any flags or fireworks or gilled meat products! How is that patriotic?&#8221; &#8220;Ah,&#8221; I reply,&#8221;It was taken at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC last weekend.&#8221; Game.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2013\/07\/04\/4th-of-july-niskayuna-steelykid-and-the-pip\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">4th of July, Niskayuna (SteelyKid and The Pip)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-personal","category-steelykid","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8077\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}