{"id":783,"date":"2006-11-03T08:00:35","date_gmt":"2006-11-03T08:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/11\/03\/someone-might-tell-dr-jones-th\/"},"modified":"2006-11-03T08:00:35","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T08:00:35","slug":"someone-might-tell-dr-jones-th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/11\/03\/someone-might-tell-dr-jones-th\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Someone might tell Dr. Jones that in academia &#8216;publish or perish&#8217; is the rule&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like most pieces in McSweeney&#8217;s, the <a href=\"http:\/\/mcsweeneys.net\/2006\/10\/10bryan.html\">lette denying Indiana Jones tenure<\/a> goes on a bit too long, but it has its moments:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The lone student representative on the committee wished to convey that, besides being an exceptional instructor, a compassionate mentor, and an unparalleled gentleman, Dr. Jones was extraordinarily receptive to the female student body during and after the transition to a coeducational system at the college. However, his timeliness in grading and returning assignments was a concern.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/littleprofessor.typepad.com\/the_little_professor\/2006\/11\/tenured_denied.html\">The Little Professor<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like most pieces in McSweeney&#8217;s, the lette denying Indiana Jones tenure goes on a bit too long, but it has its moments: The lone student representative on the committee wished to convey that, besides being an exceptional instructor, a compassionate mentor, and an unparalleled gentleman, Dr. Jones was extraordinarily receptive to the female student body&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/11\/03\/someone-might-tell-dr-jones-th\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Someone might tell Dr. Jones that in academia &#8216;publish or perish&#8217; is the rule&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}