{"id":763,"date":"2006-10-29T09:59:47","date_gmt":"2006-10-29T09:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/29\/youve-come-a-long-way-baby\/"},"modified":"2006-10-29T09:59:47","modified_gmt":"2006-10-29T09:59:47","slug":"youve-come-a-long-way-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/29\/youve-come-a-long-way-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve Come a Long Way, Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0043456\/\"><cite>The Day the Earth Stood Still<\/cite><\/a> was on tv yesterday, and we watched most of it because it&#8217;s a classic, and because the alternative was bad college football. Kate had never seen it before, and was surprised to find that it wasn&#8217;t campy.<\/p>\n<p>There is, however, one scene that has become unintentionally hilarious over the past fifty-odd years. Two Army doctors are outside the room where Klaatu (Michael Rennie) is being held, and they have a conversation that goes something like this (paraphrased, from memory):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Doctor 1:<\/b> How old would you say [Klaatu] is?<\/p>\n<p><b>Doctor 2:<\/b> Thirty-five, or thirty-eight.<\/p>\n<p><b>Doctor 1:<\/b> He told me his age yesterday when I examined him. He&#8217;s seventy-eight. He says his life expectancy is one hundred and thirty-eight.<\/p>\n<p><b>Doctor 2:<\/b> How is that possible?<\/p>\n<p><b>Doctor 1:<\/b> He says their medical science is just that much better that ours.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then Doctor 1 leans over and hands Doctor 2 a cigarette, and they both light up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Day the Earth Stood Still was on tv yesterday, and we watched most of it because it&#8217;s a classic, and because the alternative was bad college football. Kate had never seen it before, and was surprised to find that it wasn&#8217;t campy. There is, however, one scene that has become unintentionally hilarious over the&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/29\/youve-come-a-long-way-baby\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;ve Come a Long Way, Doctor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}