{"id":665,"date":"2006-10-02T07:18:03","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T07:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/02\/my-sister-was-bitten-by-a-radi\/"},"modified":"2006-10-02T07:18:03","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T07:18:03","slug":"my-sister-was-bitten-by-a-radi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/02\/my-sister-was-bitten-by-a-radi\/","title":{"rendered":"My Sister Was Bitten By a Radioactive Reindeer Once"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Editors, in a stunning revelation, provide the innocent explanation for the Mark Foley instant-message transcripts: Foley&#8217;s lines were real, but he was actually IM&#8217;ing the Editors about non-sexual topics. Sample passage, with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepoorman.net\/2006\/10\/01\/i-like-steamroom\/\">real responses restored<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing<\/b><br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:11 PM): yes I have to go do some hand modeling<br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:18 PM): because I am trying to break into the hand modeklling game<br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:22 PM): but it&#8217;s hard<br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:27 PM): I have to go audition for the girls who give out the hand model jobs<br \/>\n<b>Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend<\/b><br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:42 PM): Noo because I was bitten by a radioactive reindeer the other day<br \/>\nEditorz (7:46:55 PM): and so im turning into a deer<br \/>\n<b>Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you<\/b><br \/>\nEditorz (7:47:11 PM): yes its awkward<br \/>\nEditorz (7:47:11 PM): and my hands are starting to look like hoofs<br \/>\nEditorz (7:47:11 PM): and that&#8217;s a disadvantage in the hand modeling biz\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a relief. I mean, the reindeer thing is sort of a bummer, but at least Foley is innocent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Editors, in a stunning revelation, provide the innocent explanation for the Mark Foley instant-message transcripts: Foley&#8217;s lines were real, but he was actually IM&#8217;ing the Editors about non-sexual topics. Sample passage, with the real responses restored: Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing Editorz (7:46:11 PM): yes I have&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/10\/02\/my-sister-was-bitten-by-a-radi\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Sister Was Bitten By a Radioactive Reindeer Once<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}