{"id":6099,"date":"2012-03-22T10:52:55","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T10:52:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2012\/03\/22\/how-to-have-my-dog-teach-you-p\/"},"modified":"2012-03-22T10:52:55","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T10:52:55","slug":"how-to-have-my-dog-teach-you-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2012\/03\/22\/how-to-have-my-dog-teach-you-p\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Have My Dog Teach You Physics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, dude,&#8221; the dog says, looking concerned. &#8220;We need to talk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-98be520533d86bcf507cf6980e78d5bf-sm_talking_in_lab.jpg\" alt=\"i-98be520533d86bcf507cf6980e78d5bf-sm_talking_in_lab.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah? What&#8217;s up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, it&#8217;s great that you&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2012\/03\/story_by_steelykid.php\">transcribing the human puppy&#8217;s stories into Twitter<\/a> and all, but I&#8217;m feeling left out. I&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/queen_emmy\/\">my own Twitter account and all<\/a>, but you hardly ever type any of <em>my<\/em> tweets any more. I have to do it myself, and it&#8217;s hard to be witty when you have to type with your nose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. Is there something specific you&#8217;d like to tweet about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, yeah,&#8221; she says, in a tone like I&#8217;ve said something stupid. &#8220;I mean, obviously, we have a <a href=\"http:\/\/dogphysics.com\/relativity_info.html\">new book about relativity<\/a>. And look at this picture&#8211; we&#8217;re in a cool physics lab! I want to tweet about physics!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK, we can do that. Anything specific you have in mind?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ummmm&#8230; no. But I bet somebody else could come up with physics things for me to talk about, if you asked them&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Which is how we got to here. So, here&#8217;s the deal: If you&#8217;re on Twitter, ask a physics question of Emmy using either her Twitter name (@queen_emmy) or the hashtag #dogphysics, and she&#8217;ll answer. Ever wondered how a dog would explain general relativity? The second law of thermodynamics? Why cats land on their feet, even when you chase them off a high place really fast? Ask your question, and I&#8217;ll give you her response.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>(This ought to be good for a few hours of procrastinatory activity, at least&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey, dude,&#8221; the dog says, looking concerned. &#8220;We need to talk.&#8221; &#8220;Yeah? What&#8217;s up?&#8221; &#8220;Look, it&#8217;s great that you&#8217;re transcribing the human puppy&#8217;s stories into Twitter and all, but I&#8217;m feeling left out. I&#8217;ve got my own Twitter account and all, but you hardly ever type any of my tweets any more. I have to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2012\/03\/22\/how-to-have-my-dog-teach-you-p\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How to Have My Dog Teach You Physics<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,142,7,61,132,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book_writing","category-how-to-teach","category-physics","category-physics_with_emmy","category-publicity","category-science","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}