{"id":5897,"date":"2011-11-12T19:07:28","date_gmt":"2011-11-12T19:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2011\/11\/12\/the-pip-discovers-the-internet\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T19:07:28","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T19:07:28","slug":"the-pip-discovers-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/11\/12\/the-pip-discovers-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pip Discovers  the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Seriously, Daddy, I&#8217;m awake for like one hour a day, and you&#8217;re going to spend it taking my picture?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-f33e8a2ea4c176373d7bbfdb4ff2b85d-sm_skeptical.jpg\" alt=\"i-f33e8a2ea4c176373d7bbfdb4ff2b85d-sm_skeptical.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to post this on the Internet, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then again&#8230; If I play this right, I can use this technology to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-c323a48c40214b8daf18425a0429c56e-sm_pensive.jpg\" alt=\"i-c323a48c40214b8daf18425a0429c56e-sm_pensive.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Those two shots are taken with my cell phone, while he was propped up on my knees after his afternoon feeding. For reference, here&#8217;s a picture of SteelyKid propped up on my knees in more or less the same manner:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-dad74913c159a9ba3d10595a8fe6678e-sm_knee_comparison.jpg\" alt=\"i-dad74913c159a9ba3d10595a8fe6678e-sm_knee_comparison.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Oh my God, she&#8217;s huge!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Seriously, Daddy, I&#8217;m awake for like one hour a day, and you&#8217;re going to spend it taking my picture?&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re going to post this on the Internet, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-pictures","category-steelykid","category-the_pip","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}