{"id":575,"date":"2006-09-06T12:14:20","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T12:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/09\/06\/scienceblogger-nerdoff\/"},"modified":"2006-09-06T12:14:20","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T12:14:20","slug":"scienceblogger-nerdoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/09\/06\/scienceblogger-nerdoff\/","title":{"rendered":"ScienceBlogger Nerd-Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fed up with the <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/09\/making_ratemyprofessors_look_s.php\">hotness contest results<\/a>, Janet has <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/ethicsandscience\/2006\/09\/its_a_nerdoff.php\">decreed a nerd-off<\/a>, asking for: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>your geekiest jokes, your nerdiest life-lessons, your testimonial to your favorite programing language (or tissue culture medium), what have you.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>We&#8217;ve already had a local thread of <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/01\/its_funny_cause_its_true.php\">funny physics jokes<\/a>, but for sheer nerd value, it&#8217;s hard to top the classics:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Q<\/strong>: What&#8217;s purple and commutes?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A<\/strong>: An abelian grape.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Q<\/strong>: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?<\/p>\n<p><strong>A<\/strong>: You can&#8217;t. A mountain climber is a scalar.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It just doesn&#8217;t get nerdier than those&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fed up with the hotness contest results, Janet has decreed a nerd-off, asking for: your geekiest jokes, your nerdiest life-lessons, your testimonial to your favorite programing language (or tissue culture medium), what have you. We&#8217;ve already had a local thread of funny physics jokes, but for sheer nerd value, it&#8217;s hard to top the classics:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-silliness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}