{"id":5577,"date":"2011-05-12T22:14:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T22:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2011\/05\/12\/thursday-toddler-blogging-0512\/"},"modified":"2011-05-12T22:14:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T22:14:20","slug":"thursday-toddler-blogging-0512","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/05\/12\/thursday-toddler-blogging-0512\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Toddler Blogging 051211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s Toddler Blogging features SteelyKid taking a picture of me taking a picture of her, while Appa does the forced perspective thing again:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-6e6b07e3f956a285aaf8ad4e59586a34-sm_week141.jpg\" alt=\"i-6e6b07e3f956a285aaf8ad4e59586a34-sm_week141.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;camera&#8221; in this case is the salt shaker that came with her kitchen playset. Which is a versatile object, serving also as a drinking cup:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-d103039ff5d6ae850747f1f95327b901-sm_fish_juice.jpg\" alt=\"i-d103039ff5d6ae850747f1f95327b901-sm_fish_juice.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The beverage in question was &#8220;fish juice,&#8221; squeezed from the green plastic fish you can just make out in her hand. She made us all drink some, despite the fact that it was, as she put it, &#8220;little tiny yucky.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little amazed we got these, because at dinner a little while earlier, she slipped off a chair and bonked her head, with many tears. It was apparently much more scary to watch than actually harmful, though, because while I had to resort to making a hippo puppet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aYzOBjq_Tsk\">sing &#8220;The Lion Sleeps Tonight&#8221;<\/a> to get her to smile, once she stopped crying, she rebounded impressively, and chattered happily all through our evening walk to the store.<\/p>\n<p>Never a dull moment in Chateau Steelypips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s Toddler Blogging features SteelyKid taking a picture of me taking a picture of her, while Appa does the forced perspective thing again: The &#8220;camera&#8221; in this case is the salt shaker that came with her kitchen playset. Which is a versatile object, serving also as a drinking cup:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-pictures","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}