{"id":5570,"date":"2011-05-10T07:03:42","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T07:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2011\/05\/10\/links-for-2011-05-10\/"},"modified":"2011-05-10T07:03:42","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T07:03:42","slug":"links-for-2011-05-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/05\/10\/links-for-2011-05-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Links for 2011-05-10"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"delicious\">\n<li>\n<div class=\"delicious-link\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com\/\">Shit My Students Write<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"delicious-extended\">&#8220;Macbeth couldn&#8217;t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can&#8217;t do it without going crazy midway through.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div class=\"delicious-tags\">(tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/academia\">academia<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/education\">education<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/internet\">internet<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/silly\">silly<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/blogs\">blogs<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicious.com\/orzelc\/literature\">literature<\/a>)<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div class=\"delicious-link\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/budget-mixup-provides-nations-schools-with-enough,20350\/\">Budget Mix-Up Provides Nation&#8217;s Schools With Enough Money To Properly Educate Students | The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"delicious-extended\">&#8220;Sources in the Congressional Budget Office reported that as a result of a clerical error, $80 billion earmarked for national defense was accidentally sent to the Department of Education, furnishing schools with the necessary funds to buy new textbooks, offer more academic resources, hire better teachers, promote student achievement, and foster educational excellence&#8211;an oversight that apologetic officials called a &#8220;huge mistake.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Obviously, we did not intend for this to happen, and we are doing everything in our power to right the situation and discipline whoever is responsible,&#8221; said House Budget Committee chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI), expressing remorse for the error. &#8220;I want to apologize to the American people. 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