{"id":5514,"date":"2011-04-15T11:05:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T11:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2011\/04\/15\/what-to-tell-your-dog-about-ei-1\/"},"modified":"2011-04-15T11:05:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T11:05:11","slug":"what-to-tell-your-dog-about-ei-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/04\/15\/what-to-tell-your-dog-about-ei-1\/","title":{"rendered":"What to Tell Your Dog About Einstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Regular blogging has been interrupted this week not only because I jetted off to southern MD but because this week was the due date for the manuscript of the book-in-progress. It&#8217;s now been sent off to my editor, and thus begins my favorite part of the process, the waiting-to-see-what-other-people-think part.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty happy with it, though it&#8217;s a bit longer than it was originally supposed to be. This is no doubt partly due to the fact that I&#8217;m too close to the thing at the moment, and can&#8217;t see the obvious places where I could cut material, but that&#8217;s why professional editors get the big bucks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, between travel, a sick SteelyKid, and a day-long giant sigh of relief, blogging has been light. I hope to have some substantive stuff next week, though. We&#8217;ll see. In the meantime, here&#8217;s the table of contents for the just-sent-in draft manuscript:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>INTRODUCTION\t3<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 1: RELATIVE DOG MOTION: THE DESCRIPTION OF MOTION\t10<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 2: FAKE PROOFS AND FAILED EXPERIMENTS: HISTORICAL ORIGINS OF RELATIVITY\t39<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 3: TIME DILATES WHEN YOU&#8217;RE CHASING BUNNIES: RELATIVISTIC TIME DILATION\t63<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 4: HONEY, I SHRANK THE BUNNIES: LENGTH CONTRACTION\t91<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 5: SLOUCHING TOWARD INVARIANCE: SPACETIME INTERVALS AND DIAGRAMS\t114<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 6: 299,792,458 M\/S ISN&#8217;T JUST A GOOD IDEA, IT&#8217;S THE LAW: VELOCITY, MOMENTUM, FORCE, AND THE SPEED OF LIGHT\t156<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 7: LOOKING FOR THE BACON BOSON: E=MC2\t191<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 8: EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE IN THE MAGIC CLOSET: THE EQUIVALENCE PRINCIPLE\t225<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 9: WARPING THE UNIVERSE: GENERAL RELATIVITY AND BLACK HOLES\t263<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 10: EVERYTHING RUNS AWAY: GENERAL RELATIVITY AND THE EXPANDING UNIVERSE\t303<\/li>\n<li>CHAPTER 11: THE UNIFIED THEORY OF CRITTERS: UNIFICATION OF FORCES\t336<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Numbers at the end of lines are the starting page number, of course. The whole thing is 365 double-spaced pages, including all the figures. Estimated word count is 91,000, down from about 97,000 before my last round of edits.<\/p>\n<p>When I was reading through the whole thing, I was struck by the number of pop-culture references, many of them deliberate, some unconscious. These include explicit shout-outs to Terry Pratchett, William Butler Yeats, and Daniel Keys Moran, <cite>The Triplets of Belleville<\/cite>, and <cite>Casablanca<\/cite> and also more oblique references to <cite>Seasme Street<\/cite>, <cite>Buckaroo Banzai<\/cite>, <cite>The Princess Bride<\/cite>, among others. My brain is a weird place, sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>There will almost certainly be a good deal of work before the book reaches its final form. For now, though, it&#8217;s off my desk, and I can catch up on all the things I&#8217;ve been neglecting during the recent big push to finish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Regular blogging has been interrupted this week not only because I jetted off to southern MD but because this week was the due date for the manuscript of the book-in-progress. It&#8217;s now been sent off to my editor, and thus begins my favorite part of the process, the waiting-to-see-what-other-people-think part. I&#8217;m pretty happy with it,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/04\/15\/what-to-tell-your-dog-about-ei-1\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What to Tell Your Dog About Einstein<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67,18,7,51,37,68,141,11,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book_writing","category-books","category-physics","category-physics_books","category-pop_culture","category-progress_report","category-relativity","category-science","category-science_books","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}