{"id":5447,"date":"2011-03-10T20:19:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T20:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2011\/03\/10\/thursday-toddler-blogging-0310\/"},"modified":"2011-03-10T20:19:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T20:19:51","slug":"thursday-toddler-blogging-0310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2011\/03\/10\/thursday-toddler-blogging-0310\/","title":{"rendered":"Thursday Toddler Blogging 031011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I do not, for one, believe that the problem was that the band was down. I believe the problem may have been that there was a sky bison on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a toddler.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-bb606eb69ec27f0da4d04539f51ef844-sm_week133.jpg\" alt=\"i-bb606eb69ec27f0da4d04539f51ef844-sm_week133.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the animal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>(A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0088258\/quotes\">tiny bit of context<\/a>. And no, we&#8217;re not going to play &#8220;Stonehenge&#8221; tomorrow.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I do not, for one, believe that the problem was that the band was down. I believe the problem may have been that there was a sky bison on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a toddler. &#8220;Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the animal.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-pictures","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}