{"id":5023,"date":"2010-09-01T20:06:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T20:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2010\/09\/01\/ode-to-a-rubber-dinosaur\/"},"modified":"2010-09-01T20:06:56","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T20:06:56","slug":"ode-to-a-rubber-dinosaur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2010\/09\/01\/ode-to-a-rubber-dinosaur\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to a Rubber Dinosaur"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"i-2005906afbaca1d0ea9e6555bc468da7-sm_rubber_dino2.jpg\"Rubber dino, you’re the one,
\nYou make bathtime lots of fun
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fond of you
\nDoo-doo doo-de-doo<\/p>\n

Rubber dino, fearsome roar,
\nGood thing you’re a herbivore
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fond of you
\ndoo-doo doo-de-doo<\/p>\n

Every day when I,
\n get undressed next to the sink,
\nI find a
\nLittle fella who’s,
\n cute and yellow and extinct<\/p>\n

When I squeeze you, water squirts,
\nThen I giggle, ’til it hurts
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fond of you
\nDoo-doo doo-de-doo<\/p>\n

You’re my favorite bathtime toy,
\nWatch out for that asteroid!
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fond of
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fond of,
\nRubber dino, I’m awfully fooooonnnd of yoooooouuuuu!!!!<\/p>\n

\"i-f2cf631cdd8f9ecce616d5fcd2997257-sm_bath_time.jpg\"<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

(The rubber dino in question is one from this set<\/a>, and it’s one of SteelyKid’s favorite bath toys. If you’ve been living in a cave for the last forty years, and don’t know the tune, here’s the original<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Rubber dino, you’re the one, You make bathtime lots of fun Rubber dino, I’m awfully fond of you Doo-doo doo-de-doo Rubber dino, fearsome roar, Good thing you’re a herbivore Rubber dino, I’m awfully fond of you doo-doo doo-de-doo Every day when I, get undressed next to the sink, I find a Little fella who’s, cute… Continue reading Ode to a Rubber Dinosaur<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,2,50,37,11,24,3],"tags":[300,522,523,524,227,525,191],"class_list":["post-5023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-personal","category-pictures","category-pop_culture","category-science","category-silliness","category-steelykid","tag-bath","tag-dinosaur","tag-horrible-earworm-make-it-stop","tag-sesame-street","tag-silly","tag-song","tag-toy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}