{"id":4738,"date":"2010-06-03T15:28:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T15:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2010\/06\/03\/the-periodic-table-is-not-a-cr\/"},"modified":"2010-06-03T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T15:28:04","slug":"the-periodic-table-is-not-a-cr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2010\/06\/03\/the-periodic-table-is-not-a-cr\/","title":{"rendered":"The Periodic Table Is Not a Crossword Puzzle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A number of SF-related sites have been talking about the &#8220;Periodic Table of Women in SF&#8221; put together by Sandra McDonald, presumably passed around at Wiscon. James Nicoll has a <a href=\"http:\/\/james-nicoll.livejournal.com\/2459833.html?#cutid1\">list of the authors<\/a>, and SFSignal has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfsignal.com\/archives\/2010\/06\/sf-tidbits-for-6310\/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Sfsignal+%28SFSignal%29\">link to the table<\/a>, which I will reproduce here to save you the annoyance of opening a PDF:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-2ec21e5d308a73b30404f561e8071bf4-periodic_table_women.jpg\" alt=\"i-2ec21e5d308a73b30404f561e8071bf4-periodic_table_women.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is an area where my nerdiness gets the best of me, because while I appreciate the concept&#8211; listing a whole bunch of really good female authors as a way to draw attention to them&#8211; the execution is dreadful. It&#8217;s particularly disappointing given that the whole project is in reference to science fiction, which is a branch of literature that you might hope would have some appreciation of science.<\/p>\n<p>The key flaw&#8211; which shows up in lots of &#8220;periodic table&#8221; lists&#8211; is that &#8220;periodic table&#8221; is not Scientist for &#8220;list.&#8221; The whole point of the periodic table of the elements is that they aren&#8217;t just listed, they&#8217;re arranged in a very specific way that gives you information about the elements and their properties. The real periodic table looks like this:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-3eaee04b31f4f2d02f765f0b7de76f90-periodic_table.gif\" alt=\"i-3eaee04b31f4f2d02f765f0b7de76f90-periodic_table.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The arrangement of rows and columns is not random, and it&#8217;s not a matter of mere graphic design. Those columns mean something&#8211; elements in the same column share properties. All of the elements in the leftmost column are highly reactive metals, all of the elements in the rightmost column are non-reactive gases, and so on. The position of an element in the periodic table tells you something about its chemical and material properties&#8211; in fact, this feature of the table is one of the crucial steps leading to the modern understanding of chemistry and atomic structure.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s an organizing principle behind McDonald&#8217;s table, it&#8217;s not obvious to me, and it&#8217;s not in the PDF containing the image. The authors&#8211; many of whom are outstanding authors, and nearly all of whom are worth reading&#8211; are just put on there in some apparently random order. It doesn&#8217;t even have the right number of rows and columns.<\/p>\n<p>This is really a missed opportunity. With some thought beyond &#8220;let&#8217;s see if we can come up with 117 names and two-letter symbols for our favorite authors,&#8221; this could&#8217;ve been something really cool and interesting. If you grouped authors into columns by some sort of literary similarity, say, that would be really awesome, and even sort of useful, in a &#8220;if you liked this author, you might like the authors above or below her on the table.&#8221; It&#8217;d take a lot of work, but it&#8217;d be worth it.<\/p>\n<p>As it is, it&#8217;s just irksome to nerds like me.<\/p>\n<p>(I saw it first in James&#8217;s post, and went looking for it as a result. I was thinking of copying James&#8217;s &#8220;which of these have you read&#8221; thing (lower bound: 50, but I may have missed a few), but got distracted by my annoyance at the misuse of the term &#8220;periodic table&#8221;&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A number of SF-related sites have been talking about the &#8220;Periodic Table of Women in SF&#8221; put together by Sandra McDonald, presumably passed around at Wiscon. James Nicoll has a list of the authors, and SFSignal has a link to the table, which I will reproduce here to save you the annoyance of opening a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2010\/06\/03\/the-periodic-table-is-not-a-cr\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Periodic Table Is Not a Crossword Puzzle<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[146,18,7,37,11,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-atoms_and_molecules","category-books","category-physics","category-pop_culture","category-science","category-sf","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}