{"id":3888,"date":"2009-07-20T08:50:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T08:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/07\/20\/neil-degrasse-tyson-owes-emmy\/"},"modified":"2009-07-20T08:50:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T08:50:39","slug":"neil-degrasse-tyson-owes-emmy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/07\/20\/neil-degrasse-tyson-owes-emmy\/","title":{"rendered":"Neil deGrasse Tyson Owes Emmy a Cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching an episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/wgbh\/nova\/sciencenow\/\">NOVA scienceNOW<\/a> (eccentric capitalization makes it hip!), and Neil deGrasse Tyson is doing a segment on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/wgbh\/nova\/sciencenow\/0402\/01.html\">extrasolar planets<\/a>. I&#8217;m only half listening, because I&#8217;m also trying to keep SteelyKid from trying to eat any of the furniture, but it&#8217;s quite good.<\/p>\n<p>All of a sudden, Emmy&#8217;s head snaps up. &#8220;Hey!&#8221; she says. &#8220;He owes me a cookie!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; I ask. &#8220;Who owes you a cookie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The human on the tv. He was just explaining science using dogs. Inferior dogs. That&#8217;s my job!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Technically, it&#8217;s my job. I&#8217;m the one who does all the writing, after all.&#8221; I rewind the DVR a bit to see what she&#8217;s talking about. It&#8217;s an analogy between the &#8220;wobble&#8221; method of detecting extrasolar planets, and detecting the presence of a dog by looking at the way its owner is tugged while on a walk.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a good analogy,&#8221; I say, &#8220;and totally the sort of thing I would&#8217;ve used had we talked about extrasolar planets in the book. We didn&#8217;t use it, though.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but the dogs-and-physics thing is <em>our<\/em> idea. He&#8217;s stealing our idea. And he&#8217;s probably getting paid for it to, so he owes me a cookie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s not stealing our idea. This is a case of independent invention, like with Newton and Leibniz independently inventing the calculus at the same time.&#8221; SteelyKid is trying to crawl under the end table to get at the Roomba, so I scoop her up and set her back down by the toy box.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or Feynman, Schwinger, and Tomonoga each coming up with quantum electro-dynamics in the late 1940&#8217;s?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, I guess that would work, too. The combination of dogs and science is just too good an idea to pass up. Dogs and science go together like, like&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Steak and cheese?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure, like steak and cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or bacon and cheese. That&#8217;s good, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bacon and cheese would also work, yes.&#8221; SteelyKid attempts to pick up a rubber duck the size of her head, and thumps down into a sitting position with a surprised look on her face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or peanut butter and cheese. Or cookies and cheese. Or steak and peanut butter and bacon and cheese. And cookies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK, that&#8217;s five things, not two. You need just two to make a good analogy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, but you need all five to make a really great treat. I&#8217;d settle for a cookie, though.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, if I ever meet him, I&#8217;ll be sure to pass that along,&#8221; I say. &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t hold out too much hope for a cookie, though.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;BA BA BA BA BA!&#8221; says SteelyKid, banging the duck on the floor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m watching an episode of NOVA scienceNOW (eccentric capitalization makes it hip!), and Neil deGrasse Tyson is doing a segment on extrasolar planets. I&#8217;m only half listening, because I&#8217;m also trying to keep SteelyKid from trying to eat any of the furniture, but it&#8217;s quite good. All of a sudden, Emmy&#8217;s head snaps up. &#8220;Hey!&#8221;&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/07\/20\/neil-degrasse-tyson-owes-emmy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Neil deGrasse Tyson Owes Emmy a Cookie<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7,61,37,11,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astronomy","category-physics","category-physics_with_emmy","category-pop_culture","category-science","category-television","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}