{"id":3825,"date":"2009-07-01T18:40:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T18:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/07\/01\/baby-swimwear-note\/"},"modified":"2009-07-01T18:40:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T18:40:16","slug":"baby-swimwear-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/07\/01\/baby-swimwear-note\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Swimwear Note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever came up with the idea of making little string bikinis in infant sizes should be beaten to death with Barbie dolls.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. The world does not need 6-9 month size versions of the useless &#8220;swimwear&#8221; that gets modeled in <cite>Sports Illustrated<\/cite>. We barely need the adult versions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoever came up with the idea of making little string bikinis in infant sizes should be beaten to death with Barbie dolls. Seriously. The world does not need 6-9 month size versions of the useless &#8220;swimwear&#8221; that gets modeled in Sports Illustrated. We barely need the adult versions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-steelykid","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}