{"id":3622,"date":"2009-04-25T11:04:19","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T11:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/04\/25\/time-considered-as-a-helix-of\/"},"modified":"2009-04-25T11:04:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T11:04:19","slug":"time-considered-as-a-helix-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/04\/25\/time-considered-as-a-helix-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Humorous Status Updates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chad Orzel now knows more than he would like to about the loathsome political views of some old acquaintances.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel is pretty sure the people in question don&#8217;t read the blog, or at least won&#8217;t know he&#8217;s talking about them.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel is grateful for the feature that allows him to stop receiving those updates.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel really wishes he had better killfile options, though.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel longs for a <cite>Fire Upon the Deep<\/cite> style sentient AI killfile.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel also wants better tools for distinguishing spam comments from slightly off-kilter real comments.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel has nothing substantive to say, so he&#8217;s resorting to posting blatant filler.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel is pretty sure that nobody is reading blogs on a nice day like this, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel is off to buy lawn care products, and get lunch at Five Guys.<\/p>\n<p>Chad Orzel : Mmmmmm&#8230;. Five Guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chad Orzel now knows more than he would like to about the loathsome political views of some old acquaintances. Chad Orzel is pretty sure the people in question don&#8217;t read the blog, or at least won&#8217;t know he&#8217;s talking about them. Chad Orzel is grateful for the feature that allows him to stop receiving those&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/04\/25\/time-considered-as-a-helix-of\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Humorous Status Updates<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}