{"id":3406,"date":"2009-02-11T08:52:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T08:52:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/11\/wanted-news-smoothing\/"},"modified":"2009-02-11T08:52:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T08:52:54","slug":"wanted-news-smoothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/11\/wanted-news-smoothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted: News Smoothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the fall, I got all caught up in the election, like everybody else, and I added a bunch of blogs to my RSS feeds in Google Reader. I&#8217;m thinking that I might need to cut back to pre-election levels, if not lower, though. Following too many political blogs is giving me whiplash.<\/p>\n<p>This has really been brought home to me as the progress of the stimulus bill has coincided with a busy patch, meaning that I&#8217;ve been sitting down in the evening to 60-80 posts worth of stimulus bill commentary. Going through a whole day&#8217;s worth of blog posts about the stimulus reads something like:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The bill&#8217;s in good shape&#8230; Reid has the votes&#8230; No he doesn&#8217;t&#8230; The bill is doomed&#8230; The Republicans have totally played Obama&#8230; No, Obama sold us out&#8230; Wait, maybe it&#8217;s all a double-bluff smokescreen&#8230; Obama&#8217;s a genius&#8230; The bill&#8217;s going to pass, and it&#8217;ll be AWESOME&#8230; Obama is Wizard FDR&#8230; Wait, the bill&#8217;s falling apart&#8230; Ben Nelson is the Antichrist&#8230; The Republicans are going to doom us all&#8230; Aiieeeee! A Balrog!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just <strong>one blog<\/strong>. And here&#8217;s the thing: if you sort out what actually happened during the day, the answer is: Nothing. A bunch of Senators and Representatives made faintly ridiculous speeches on C-Span, while others tried to work out some sort of compromise position.<\/p>\n<p>I think that what I need is some sort of news smoothing algorithm. If I could get a six- or eight-hour running average of the political blogs I read, my life would be a lot better. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, thinking about it a little more, the solution is obvious. The news smoothing algorithm already exists, and has for years. It&#8217;s called a newspaper.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>What I really want is probably something like an old-fashioned daily newspaper, something that takes twenty-four hours worth of world events, and generates a summary of what happened. And then does the same thing the next day, and the next day, and the next.<\/p>\n<p>The fundamental problem here is that the list of events that really demand hour-by-hour news coverage and analysis is very short, and does not include the passage of legislation. The constant stream of hyperventilating articles about the last half-hour&#8217;s worth of hints and rumors and rumors of hints is exhausting, and serves no real purpose.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s really something to be said for the &#8220;old media&#8221; approach of producing news reports a few times a day, on a regular schedule. That&#8217;s a much better fit with the actual progress of events than the 18-posts-per-day blogging cycle. Most of the wild oscillations in the tone and content of blog reporting are just noise, and it would probably be better for everyone&#8217;s mental health if everyone would take a deep breath, back away from the keyboard, and do something else for a few hours.<\/p>\n<p>(This is not, by the way, an endorsement of &#8220;old media&#8221; like 24-hour news channels, which are basically blogs with more pictures and fewer words. I&#8217;m talking old old media&#8211; newspapers and evening news broadcasts.)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not to say that there isn&#8217;t some value added by the blog format&#8211; I like getting news and commentary from sites that have a distinctive voice. I also like the individual quirks that come through in blogs&#8211; Kevin Drum&#8217;s cats, Matt Yglesias&#8217;s weird fascination with the NBA, Ezra Klein&#8217;s foodie posts. The feeds that will get the axe whenever I get around to cleaning out Google Reader are the massive and indistinct group blogs, or the ones where the proprietor works extra hard to sound like a journalist, with no hint of personality.<\/p>\n<p>Really, though, I&#8217;m starting to think that some of my older colleagues have the right idea: read the print <cite>New York Times<\/cite> in the campus center in the morning, check a few newspaper web sites around 4 in the afternoon, and call it a day. It&#8217;d certainly help lower tha ambient stress level.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the fall, I got all caught up in the election, like everybody else, and I added a bunch of blogs to my RSS feeds in Google Reader. I&#8217;m thinking that I might need to cut back to pre-election levels, if not lower, though. Following too many political blogs is giving me whiplash. This&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/11\/wanted-news-smoothing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wanted: News Smoothing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,39,28,81,75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-news","category-politics","category-economics_1","category-society","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}