{"id":3397,"date":"2009-02-08T21:10:23","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T21:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/08\/the-frakes-story\/"},"modified":"2009-02-08T21:10:23","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T21:10:23","slug":"the-frakes-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/08\/the-frakes-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Frakes Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/twenty-five_things.php\">25 things post<\/a>, I alluded to a long-ago encounter with Jonathan Frakes in Williamstown. This has led to a number of requests for the full story, which I will put below the fold, for those who care:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I stayed on campus for the summers when I was in college, doing research and hanging out with friends. This involved some small amount of drinking, as you might imagine.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, one summer&#8211; 1992, I think, but I&#8217;m not sure&#8211; I was headed home from some sort of party (somebody&#8217;s birthday, I think) with a couple other people rather late one night. We had been on Meadow Street for some reason, and coming back through Spring Street, we were a little surprised that Colonial Pizza was still open. We stopped in to say hi to Ted, who ran the place, and said he was just waiting for one last take-out order.<\/p>\n<p>We were talking to Ted about inconsequential bullshit when I heard the door open, and turned around to find Jonathan Frakes and a weaselly little guy with a ponytail coming in to get their pizza. Frakes was in town because his wife was appearing in something at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtfestival.org\/\">Theatre Festival<\/a>, and he was, of course, starring in <cite>Star Trek: The Next Generation<\/cite>.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, he comes sauntering in to get his pizza, and suave guy that I am, I blinked at him a few times, and said &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you famous?&#8221; I had had a few drinks, in case that wasn&#8217;t clear.<\/p>\n<p>I swear to God, he puffed himself up like Commander Riker at his smuggest, and said &#8220;No, not really.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I replied &#8220;Oh. My bad.&#8221; and went back to talking to Ted.<\/p>\n<p>(He introduced himself after that, and we talked briefly (he remarked on a pair of safety goggles I had around my neck for some odd reason, and I claimed to have been working late at the lab). Then his weaselly little friend introduced himself as &#8220;Muhammed Ali,&#8221; with an aren&#8217;t-I-clever-for-messing-with-the-drunk-kid smirk. I replied &#8220;Damn glad to meet you. I&#8217;m Lawrence Taylor,&#8221; and then <s>staggered home<\/s> made a graceful exit.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the 25 things post, I alluded to a long-ago encounter with Jonathan Frakes in Williamstown. This has led to a number of requests for the full story, which I will put below the fold, for those who care:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}