{"id":3385,"date":"2009-02-05T07:38:51","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T07:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/05\/thank-god-for-barry-bonds\/"},"modified":"2009-02-05T07:38:51","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T07:38:51","slug":"thank-god-for-barry-bonds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/05\/thank-god-for-barry-bonds\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank God for Barry Bonds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not have heard, the evidence in the upcoming perjury trial of Barry Bonds <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/02\/05\/sports\/baseball\/05bonds.html?ref=sports\">was unsealed yesterday<\/a>, and includes a number of positive drug tests. And, really, my main reaction was &#8220;Oh, thank God.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m enthusiastic about hearing steroids-in-baseball talk again, but the alternative was most likely another day of talk about Michael Phelps&#8217;s unfortunate picture. Tedious as the steroids talk is, it doesn&#8217;t usually make me want to punch somebody, which makes it a major improvement over the last three days of &#8220;OMG, Michael Phelps smokes the dope!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I linked <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2009\/02\/01\/a-letter-id-like-to-see-but-wont\/\">Radley Balko&#8217;s letter<\/a> a couple of days ago. The only thing I would add to that is to paraphrase Tony Kornheiser&#8217;s comments regarding the Canadian snowboarder who tested positive for marijuana a few Olympics back: If Phelps smoked dope and still won all those races, they should take away the silver and bronze medals of all the guys he beat.<\/p>\n<p>But as long as the sports media have evidently decided that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/aponline\/2009\/02\/04\/sports\/AP-BKC-T25-WVirginia-Syracuse.html\">college<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/aponline\/2009\/02\/04\/sports\/AP-BKC-T25-Duke-Clemson.html\">basketball<\/a> is not newsworthy enough to bump a non-story about Phelps (and really, since when do we care about swimmers in non-Olympic years?), they might as well be talking about a semi-story about Barry Bonds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not have heard, the evidence in the upcoming perjury trial of Barry Bonds was unsealed yesterday, and includes a number of positive drug tests. And, really, my main reaction was &#8220;Oh, thank God.&#8221; It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m enthusiastic about hearing steroids-in-baseball talk again, but the alternative was most likely another&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/02\/05\/thank-god-for-barry-bonds\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thank God for Barry Bonds<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}