{"id":3357,"date":"2009-01-27T21:52:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T21:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/27\/jesse-ventura-is-to-blame-for\/"},"modified":"2009-01-27T21:52:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T21:52:01","slug":"jesse-ventura-is-to-blame-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/27\/jesse-ventura-is-to-blame-for\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesse Ventura Is to Blame for This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realize it&#8217;s been several years now since the World Wildlife Federation won their lawsuit against the World Wrestling Federation, forcing Vince McMahon to re-brand his whole preposterous enterprise. Still, when I see a press release with the headline:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eurekalert.org\/pub_releases\/2009-01\/wwf-wsi012709.php\">WWF seeks innovative solutions to bycatch through worldwide competition<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I expect the &#8220;competition&#8221; to be settled by somebody getting smacked in the back with a folding chair while the referee&#8217;s back is turned.<\/p>\n<p>And, you know, as long as it&#8217;s a dolphin swinging the chair, I&#8217;m good with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realize it&#8217;s been several years now since the World Wildlife Federation won their lawsuit against the World Wrestling Federation, forcing Vince McMahon to re-brand his whole preposterous enterprise. Still, when I see a press release with the headline: WWF seeks innovative solutions to bycatch through worldwide competition I expect the &#8220;competition&#8221; to be settled&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/27\/jesse-ventura-is-to-blame-for\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jesse Ventura Is to Blame for This<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,37,24,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-pop_culture","category-silliness","category-television","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}