{"id":3275,"date":"2009-01-03T09:47:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T09:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/03\/god-of-thunder-1-satan-0\/"},"modified":"2009-01-03T09:47:10","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T09:47:10","slug":"god-of-thunder-1-satan-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/03\/god-of-thunder-1-satan-0\/","title":{"rendered":"God of Thunder 1, Satan 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The world is a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/scotland\/edinburgh_and_east\/7807920.stm\">very strange place<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor.<\/p>\n<p>The housebreaker leapt from the first-floor window of the building to escape Torvald Alexander who was dressed-up for a New Year&#8217;s fancy dress party.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Alexander, 39, said the man may have been intimidated by the costume he made of the god of thunder out of tin foil.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]Mr Alexander said the man landed on a pitched roof outside the window which broke his fall, before making his escape.<\/p>\n<p>He left behind his shoes and a pitch fork he used to break into the building. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Honestly, you can&#8217;t make this stuff up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world is a very strange place: An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor. The housebreaker leapt from the first-floor window of the building to escape Torvald Alexander who was dressed-up for a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2009\/01\/03\/god-of-thunder-1-satan-0\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">God of Thunder 1, Satan 0<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silliness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}