{"id":3228,"date":"2008-12-15T19:41:26","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T19:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/12\/15\/the-perils-of-competence\/"},"modified":"2008-12-15T19:41:26","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T19:41:26","slug":"the-perils-of-competence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/12\/15\/the-perils-of-competence\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perils of Competence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day four of the power outage, with the added angry-making twist that the people across the street from us have their power back. Staring across the road at their warm, shiny lights, I could feel the beginning of the sort of rage that fuels torch-and-pitchfork mobs storming medieval castles. Only, you know, there was just me, so I retreated back to the hotel room for another uncomfortable night.<\/p>\n<p>I spent most of the day in my office on campus, which, <i>mirabile dictu<\/i> never lost power. This is a first&#8211; normally, the power in our building goes out at the faintest hint of a power line falling anywhere between Albany and Buffalo. Anyway, I had lights, heat, and Internet access, praise the Lord.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I didn&#8217;t post anything to the blog, because I had actual work to do. A month or two back, I got sent a (metaphorical) stack of NSF grant proposals to review and report on. I had intended to do this in a more leisurely manner at the end of last week, but the power outage blew that out of the water, so I spent a tedious day typing my comments into the little boxes on FastLane.<\/p>\n<p>When I was telling Kate ablout my day, she said &#8220;Well, I bet they appreciate you getting the reports in on time. I bet a lot of people send them in late.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I realized, not for the first time, that <strong>thats my whole problem<\/strong>. I make the effort to send these things in on time, which brands me as competent and reliable, so they send me more of the damn things in the next round of applications.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>What I really ought to do is to wait until a week past the deadline, and send in sloppy, incoherent, obscenity-laden reports. Then they&#8217;d never ask me to do this again.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, they&#8217;d probably never give me any money again, either. And I&#8217;d sort of like to keep that option open, which means I&#8217;m kind of obligated to send them real reports. And keep getting more proposals to review.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well.<\/p>\n<p>(Though I might uncork an obscenity-laden rant at whatever stage manner in the security theater decided that each proposal for a given referee needs not only its own seven-digit proposal number, but also a unique six-digit PIN. One PIN per referee would make sense, but no, they send one PIN per referee <strong>per proposal<\/strong>. Which I learned the hard way two years ago, the first time I did this, when I tried to submit reports using the proposal number from the printed pages, and one PIN that I had copied out of one of the emails&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day four of the power outage, with the added angry-making twist that the people across the street from us have their power back. Staring across the road at their warm, shiny lights, I could feel the beginning of the sort of rage that fuels torch-and-pitchfork mobs storming medieval castles. Only, you know, there was just&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/12\/15\/the-perils-of-competence\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Perils of Competence<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}