{"id":317,"date":"2006-06-14T20:16:05","date_gmt":"2006-06-14T20:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/06\/14\/special-bonus-duke-bashing\/"},"modified":"2006-06-14T20:16:05","modified_gmt":"2006-06-14T20:16:05","slug":"special-bonus-duke-bashing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/06\/14\/special-bonus-duke-bashing\/","title":{"rendered":"Special Bonus Duke Bashing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davesez.com\/archives\/001106.php\">Dave Sez<\/a>, Chris Chase has all the <a href=\"http:\/\/chazsports.blogspot.com\/2006\/06\/maybe-j.html\">J.J. Redick DUI jokes<\/a> you could possibly want:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>* Redick&#8217;s arrest could actually help his draft status, as the Portland Trail Blazers are currently sitting at #4.<\/p>\n<p>* To keep up with his pal, Adam Morrison plans on knocking off a Seattle-area liquor store this evening.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Special extra bonus: poetry!<\/p>\n<p>(Well, OK, maybe you don&#8217;t really want to hear J.J. Redick jokes, but I needed to test something, and it&#8217;s a cheap excuse for a post&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Dave Sez, Chris Chase has all the J.J. Redick DUI jokes you could possibly want: * Redick&#8217;s arrest could actually help his draft status, as the Portland Trail Blazers are currently sitting at #4. * To keep up with his pal, Adam Morrison plans on knocking off a Seattle-area liquor store this evening. Special&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/06\/14\/special-bonus-duke-bashing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Special Bonus Duke Bashing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-basketball","category-silliness","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}