{"id":3051,"date":"2008-10-15T09:27:35","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T09:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/10\/15\/the-monkey-dance-donorschoose\/"},"modified":"2008-10-15T09:27:35","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T09:27:35","slug":"the-monkey-dance-donorschoose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/10\/15\/the-monkey-dance-donorschoose\/","title":{"rendered":"The Monkey Dance (DonorsChoose Incentives)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First and foremost, thank you to everybody who has donated to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donorschoose.org\/donors\/viewChallenge.html?id=19006&#038;category=17&#038;zone=0\">my DonorsChoose challenge this year<\/a>. At the time of this writing, we&#8217;ve raised just over $1,700, temporarily good enough for first place on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donorschoose.org\/donors\/leadershipboard.html?category=17\">ScieceBlogs leader board<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t contributed yet, we&#8217;ve got lots of incentives to try to get you to contribute. In addition to the <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/10\/help_kids_win_prizes.php\">various incentives I described this weekend<\/a>, the Corporate Masters are once again raffling off prizes ranging from magazine subscriptions to an iPod Touch. <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/ethicsandscience\/2008\/10\/donorschoose_blogger_challenge_6.php\">Janet has the details<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If even that&#8217;s not enough, I said back at the beginning of this that I would offer some sort of <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/10\/donorschoose_big_incentives_ne.php\">big incentive<\/a> for reaching the full challenge goal of $6,000. I got a couple of good suggestions, but you can blame <a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2008\/10\/01\/two-charitable-things\/\">Scalzi<\/a> for the winner:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If <a href=\"http:\/\/www.donorschoose.org\/donors\/viewChallenge.html?id=19006\">my challenge gets $6,000 in donations<\/a>, I&#8217;ll dance like a monkey, and post video of it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This would be fairly amusing, I&#8217;m sure, as 1) I can barely dance like a human (save for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steelypips.org\/wedding\/spin.jpg\">wedding shuffle<\/a>), and b) I have no idea what the Monkey Dance would actually look like. I feel pretty safe making the offer, though, because there&#8217;s almost no chance of the challenge reaching $6,000.<\/p>\n<p>Feel free to try to prove me wrong, though. And, just because I know somebody will suggest it, here&#8217;s some appropriate YouTubery:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8_XEiV-l97o&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8_XEiV-l97o&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First and foremost, thank you to everybody who has donated to my DonorsChoose challenge this year. At the time of this writing, we&#8217;ve raised just over $1,700, temporarily good enough for first place on the ScieceBlogs leader board. If you haven&#8217;t contributed yet, we&#8217;ve got lots of incentives to try to get you to contribute.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/10\/15\/the-monkey-dance-donorschoose\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Monkey Dance (DonorsChoose Incentives)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donorschoose_fundraiser","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}