{"id":2619,"date":"2008-05-18T13:06:37","date_gmt":"2008-05-18T13:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/05\/18\/horticulture-question\/"},"modified":"2008-05-18T13:06:37","modified_gmt":"2008-05-18T13:06:37","slug":"horticulture-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/05\/18\/horticulture-question\/","title":{"rendered":"Horticulture Question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re very happy with Chateau Steelypips, and we especially enjoy our back yard:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-832ab1a673837adcf2e9514574cbd1f8-sm_back_yard.jpg\" alt=\"i-832ab1a673837adcf2e9514574cbd1f8-sm_back_yard.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s not without its problems, as you can see in that picture (and another that I&#8217;ll put below the fold). The yard is pleasantly private and shady, thanks to a row of maples along the right side, and an enormous oak tree in the back left corner (you can see the trunk at the left edge of that picture&#8211; the tree is probably 50-60 feet high, and almost perfectly round). The problem is, it&#8217;s damnably difficult to get grass to grow, as you can tell from the large bare patches of dirt.<\/p>\n<p>So, here&#8217;s a question for anybody reading this who has a greener thumb than mine (which would be just about anyone):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What should I be growing in the back yard?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Grass obviously isn&#8217;t working very well, but I&#8217;m not that fond of dirt. Is there something I can do to improve the lawn, or some other plant that would fare better?<\/p>\n<p>There are, of course, some constraints:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1) Whatever goes in there needs to be safe. A big part of the reason I&#8217;m asking about this is the imminent(-ish) arrival of FutureBaby&#8211; we&#8217;d like to have something out back other than mud for him or her to play on. Any ground-covering plant we put out there needs to be something that a child can run and play on (and probably eat in small quantities) without ill effects.<\/p>\n<p>2) Whatever goes in there needs to be low maintenance. Anything requiring frequent watering, trimming, or feeding is going to suffer, because I&#8217;m both busy and lazy. Our yard maintenance is done by NT Lawn Care, namely the neighbors&#8217; teenage sons, and I&#8217;d like to keep it that way.<\/p>\n<p>3) Whatever goes in shouldn&#8217;t be too aggressive. Our next-door neighbors mow their lawn about four times a week, so while I don&#8217;t doubt I could carpet the back lawn with dandelions or clover, I don&#8217;t think that would make me popular in the neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>So, suggestions from the gardeners in the audience?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a picture of the area along the fence to the neighbors&#8217; yard, under the big maple trees. You can also see Queen Emmy the Vigilant, making sure that there aren&#8217;t any invisible alien menaces from another dimension sneaking into the yard.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/467\/files\/2012\/04\/i-546e10b11784fa328b8393d422b7821d-sm_dirt_yard.jpg\" alt=\"i-546e10b11784fa328b8393d422b7821d-sm_dirt_yard.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re very happy with Chateau Steelypips, and we especially enjoy our back yard: Of course, it&#8217;s not without its problems, as you can see in that picture (and another that I&#8217;ll put below the fold). The yard is pleasantly private and shady, thanks to a row of maples along the right side, and an enormous&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/05\/18\/horticulture-question\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Horticulture Question<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}