{"id":2615,"date":"2008-05-17T12:11:29","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T12:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/05\/17\/the-queen-surveys-the-scene\/"},"modified":"2008-05-17T12:11:29","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T12:11:29","slug":"the-queen-surveys-the-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/05\/17\/the-queen-surveys-the-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"The Queen Surveys the Scene"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“What the hell is this?”<\/p>\n

“We’re remodeling the garage into a family room.”<\/p>\n

“Oooh! That’s a good idea!”<\/p>\n

“Thanks. We’re so glad you approve.”<\/p>\n

“So, where are you going to put the bunny hutch?”<\/p>\n

“I beg your pardon?”<\/p>\n

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“For me to keep my bunnies in!”<\/p>\n

“You don’t have any bunnies.”<\/p>\n

“Not yet, I don’t, but now that we’ll have room, you can buy me some. I can play with them in here, or out in my yard…”<\/p>\n

“Ah, no. I don’t think so. We won’t be buying you any bunnies.”<\/p>\n

“Then why did you buy the bunny hutch?”<\/p>\n

“The what?”<\/p>\n

“The hutch. The thing with the hard mattress surrounded by bars, upstairs. It’s for keeping bunnies in, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n

“Ummm…. yeah. About that…”<\/p>\n

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