{"id":248,"date":"2006-05-13T08:05:28","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T08:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2006\/05\/13\/this-is-not-the-blog-youre-loo\/"},"modified":"2006-05-13T08:05:28","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T08:05:28","slug":"this-is-not-the-blog-youre-loo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2006\/05\/13\/this-is-not-the-blog-youre-loo\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not the Blog You&#8217;re Looking For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a grey and rainy weekend morning, and I&#8217;m facing a day at work trying to put things in order before I leave for DAMOP on Tuesday, so I&#8217;m not in a big hurry to get moving. Of course, I&#8217;m not feeling all that inspired, blog-wise, either, so I&#8217;m going to fall back on one of the staples of lazy bloggers everywhere: funny search engine requests.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something a little odd about the way Google Analytics counts these, as &#8220;probability+of+fixation+of+neutral+mutations&#8221; comes in at #2, which is just sad&#8211; searches for things relevant to this blog are completely dwarfed by PZ&#8217;s sloppy seconds. There&#8217;s also &#8220;aaron+bergman+livejournal&#8221; at #7, which I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll be happy to hear. But, as always, the real fun comes when you get down to the terms that only a single person used (below the fold):<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;site:scienceblogs.com+theory+fool&#8221; Hey!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;dr+gregory+house+fan+fiction+ill&#8221; Well, <cite>House<\/cite> fanfic probably would make me ill&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;WHAT+DO+MUSCLE+SPASMS+IN+NECK+FEEL+LIKE+TO+TOUCH&#8221; THEY HURT! THANKS FOR ASKING!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;duke+lacrosse+jocks+just+care+about+laid&#8221; And here we find their tragic flaw&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;out+of+the+box+exam+grading&#8221; The only hope some students have of getting an A.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;osama+bin+laden+looks+like+scottie+pippen&#8221; There are probably ten different variants of this one. It&#8217;s a meme! Thank you, Chuck D!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;gain+weight+tall+skinny+guys&#8221; Beefcaaaake!!!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;how+is+string+theory+research+funded?&#8221; Beats me, but I&#8217;m sure somebody here knows. (Alternate answer: Cheaply.)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;names+of+all+scientists&#8221; This might take a while&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;what+is+the+purpose+of+the+internet?&#8221; To make John Scalzi look smart.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;hardest+physics+question&#8221; That would be &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;belinfante+is+the+worst+professor+ever&#8221; The rest of us are fighting for second place&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;how+does+acceleration+affect+cheerleading&#8221; In a manner indistinguishable from a gravitational field.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;biblical+principles+of+tom+sawyer&#8221; I got nothing, here, I just like the phrase.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;how+to+put+out+lithium+fire&#8221; Perhaps Google isn&#8217;t the quickest way to get this information&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Afghanistan+capacitors+email&#8221; You misspelled &#8220;banana stand.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But the hands down winner for &#8220;creepiest search term this week&#8221; is:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>isaac+newton+slash<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>To quote Kate: &#8220;Eeew.&#8221; Indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a grey and rainy weekend morning, and I&#8217;m facing a day at work trying to put things in order before I leave for DAMOP on Tuesday, so I&#8217;m not in a big hurry to get moving. 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