{"id":2395,"date":"2008-03-19T10:53:34","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T10:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/03\/19\/uncomfortable-questions-infuri\/"},"modified":"2008-03-19T10:53:34","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T10:53:34","slug":"uncomfortable-questions-infuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/03\/19\/uncomfortable-questions-infuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncomfortable Questions: Infuriating Student Habits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/principles\/2008\/03\/ask_me_uncomfortable_questions.php#c790709\">Anon_student asks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You seem to enjoy teaching most of the time, but what traits\/habits in students absolutely infuriate you?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hoo, boy. There are so many, it&#8217;s hard to choose just one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m allowed to group things together into a larger category of offense (and it&#8217;s my blog, so I can do what I damn well please), I would say that the thing I find most infuriating in dealing with students is a lack of respect.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;lack of respect&#8221; in the sense of &#8220;They call me &#8216;Mr.&#8217; instead of &#8216;Professor,'&#8221; or anything cosmetic like that. I&#8217;m talking about general behaviors that fail to respect faculty as individuals.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about things like not responding to emails that specifically ask for a response. When I send a message saying &#8220;I&#8217;d be happy to meet with you tomorrow afternoon to talk about the homework. Does 2:00 work for you?&#8221; I expect a message back saying &#8220;Yes, see you then,&#8221; or &#8220;No, because I have class until 3:00. How about 3:15?&#8221; Not responding, and then just showing up at 3:15 indicates a lack of respect.<\/p>\n<p>Or there&#8217;s the habit of assuming that my sole purpose in life is to help answer questions. I check my email more frequently than most faculty, and I will usually respond to email requests, fairly promptly, but I get a little miffed when I wake up to find a cranky email message time-stamped 1am complaining that I didn&#8217;t respond to the earlier message set at 10:30 pm. That&#8217;s a failure to respect the fact that I have other things to do than to be on 24-hour call for homework assistance.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also disrespect for the course in general, such as the students who write lab reports containing things like &#8220;We calculated the speed of the ball leaving the spring-loaded launcher to be 10,542 meters per second. This is probably wrong, probably because we made a math error somewhere.&#8221; This is astonishingly common, and never fails to make my blood boil&#8211; it indicates that they don&#8217;t care enough about the class, their grade, or the person doing the grading to make the minimal effort of re-doing the calculation before handing in the report. In this case, at least I get the chance to return the disrespect in the form of a very bad grade, but that&#8217;s a small comfort.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;ve toyed with the idea of doing the red-line thing to these papers&#8211; picking a point about halfway through and drawing a red line with a note saying &#8220;I lost interest here, and just made up a grade.&#8221; Somehow, I don&#8217;t think the point would get through.)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a student reading this, here&#8217;s your take-home message: Show the faculty some respect. If you get email from your professor, send a response. If you make an appointment, keep the appointment. When you seek extra help, do it in a way that doesn&#8217;t just assume your professor will drop everything and answer your questions: Ask if it&#8217;s convenient, and allow a reasonable amount of time for them to respond.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to bow and scrape in class, or send thank-you notes for recommendation letters, but some basic courtesy and respect will put your professor in a much better mood when it comes time to determine your final grade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anon_student asks: You seem to enjoy teaching most of the time, but what traits\/habits in students absolutely infuriate you? Hoo, boy. There are so many, it&#8217;s hard to choose just one&#8230; If I&#8217;m allowed to group things together into a larger category of offense (and it&#8217;s my blog, so I can do what I damn&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/2008\/03\/19\/uncomfortable-questions-infuri\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Uncomfortable Questions: Infuriating Student Habits<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chadorzel.com\/principles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}